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Car collections, rusting hulks...does your yard have them?
Does your man bring these home?
Face it... there is nothing you can do about it.
Make it easy on yourself and just give up or find the humor.
I call these non-runners:
"Yard Ornaments"
"Goat Toys"
"The Foot on the Back of My Sanity"
Red Car Blue Car and The Bitter Women's Club is my humorous and semitolerant view on men and their relationships with...cars. Cars is a four letter word. Trust me...You will find humor in here...somewhere. Maybe...
There are, at today's count 13 non-running vehicles out there in our yard.
What's your tally? Anyone else out there have yard and driveway cloggage so bad you just want to share the pain? Join The Bitter Women's Club...
How the heck many cars do YOU have in YOUR yard? Want your story or joke listed?
To view the car angst and car tallies go here:
Angst Page
If the pain you have to share is interesting and humorous it could (with your permission) be entered on above page for all bitter women to enjoy. If you would like your name or link to your site included with your story, quip, favorite motto or whatever let me know.
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Here's Don's blue car. He washes it, buys shiny chrome thingys for it,(jewelry), and "strokes and pets" it with the duster wand thing. A woman could develop a case of jealousy, dont you think?
74 Chev Monte Carlo
New info as of 10/02: Don has this car up for sale.
$850. and it's your yard ornament! SOLD
One down plus or minus 12 to go...
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Dan's Red Car.
He lets it sit amongst many, many others.
He ignores and neglects it..."get around to fixing it someday"... There's a parallel here?...
Or a perpendicular?... or something?...What do you think?
65 GTO sitting here for over 20 years...sigh
ACKKKKK! News flash! (01/17/03) HE SOLD IT!!!!
pending...a photo of the hole in the ground where this car used to sit.
Sigh...that Dan guy sends one up the road and ends up bringing back 2 more.
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Joke:
There are four engineers traveling in a car- a mechanical engineer,
a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a Microsoft Windows computer
engineer. The car breaks down.
"Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized, have to strip down
the engine before we can get the car working again", says the
mechanical engineer.
"Well", says the chemical engineer, "it sounded to me as if the
fuel might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system."
"I thought it might be a grounding problem", says the electrical
engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug lead."
They all turn to the computer engineer who has said nothing and
say: "Well, what do you think?"
"Ummm - perhaps if we all get out of the car and get back in again?"
Mottos, Quips and Quotes:
"No...this ain't the salvage yard!"
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Strong as in strength gained through hardships, working and being mom, putting up with car-centered men, etc. NOT a Rubinesque thing at all so if you are looking for pictures you're barking up the very wrong tree.
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